escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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