Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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