i would punch a child for taco bell
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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