Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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