im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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