I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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