I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its about making memories worth repressing
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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