69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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