Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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