Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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