can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
as a side note pls kill me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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