It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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