Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.