how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.