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  your thong is hanging out like whoa

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He told me I remind him of his sister...

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  Was this before or after you did it?

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  before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  there was a trapeze. enough said

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

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  I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip

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  whats a bus flip?

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  idk but apparently i invented it

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  .It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.

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  The tryst?

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  The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.

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• (707): View more from California

  in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo

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