No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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