i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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