i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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