Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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