Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
handjob tips. give me some.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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