i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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