He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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