This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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