Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
