Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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