So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This is my gift to your gina
We need a shit load of segways right now
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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