found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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