I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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