smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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