I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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