I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Mom said you looked used
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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