...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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