my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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