you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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