why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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