i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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