so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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