so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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