marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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