You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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