Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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