He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were destined to go to rehab together
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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