Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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