im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
me + whiskey = a bad person
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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