she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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