Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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