Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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