Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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