break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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