Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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