Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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