so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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