Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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