The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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