he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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