Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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