I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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