If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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